Brigitte Bidet

......in the ocean: Bob

......in a paper bag: Russel

Sorry couldn't help myself!

By the front door: Matt

I lowered myself to Iwas' and 20f3's level.............Mbad!

Stanley Stool

Potty Duke

Ernest Tubs

Rutger Shower

Farah Faucet (easy one)

works in a las vegas wedding chapel.........mary

works in a cemetary.............barry

works on a fishing boat.........annette

in a tanning bed too long.................burney

Spanish doctor..............................Manuel

Spanish Fireman............................José

Lady bank executive.................... Bernadette

And his brother, Jos-B.

The Russian chauffer: Pickup Andropov.

in the middle of the road.........Mark

The cup rack........Peggy

The stove.......Burnie

The carpet.....Layla

The chest of drawers......Fran Drescher

The stereo......Chris Rock

The fridge......Coolio

starker's banker: Douse and Burnham

starker's banker's lawyers: Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

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Psychiatric care: Doctor Mahmoud S. Bleak

Bailout specialist: Vishnu Payup

Mafia Air Controller: Ulanda U. Lucky

Stardock Merchandising: Will Price Randomly

Palin's daughter's marriage specialist: Rush Inuit

Cheney's Ethics Coach: Lou Segusi

Our Appalachian Chef: Everett Possum

Sometimes my Vanilla Icecream get so hard, I have to break it up with my Mc Hammer. Usually I give up and just drink a glass of IceT, though

Gardener: Kent C. Detrees

Alarm clock: Hugh Wake

The funace: Luke Warm

Backyard entertainment area....Patty O'Deck

Balances three pints on her head... Beatrix

The rest of the place:

Floorence

Wally

Roofus

Dooreen