hehe see the first post, I posted that one already

Ed, I love George Clooney and Brad Pitt too, OH, and I wanna marry Gary Sinese

My Bad. I guess I should go out and mow the Goldie Lawn!!

LMAO hon, good one... GREAT one!!!

Or go for a drive in your Chevy Chase

The livingroom painting: Dot Snice.

The family Bible: Vera Lee Isay.

The grill pan: Allen Greasepan.

The computer: Hope Anna Prayer.

The air conditioner: Justin Hale.

The golf clubs: Putnam Dailey.

yeah.

Aww messiah, that's no good hon, hope you are ok.

So sorry to hear that...

sorry to hear that, messiah. i hope all goes well for you and yours very soon.

During hailstorms,park your Johnny CARson in the ShED McMahon

How about ZZ Countertop or Refridgerator Perry?

Maybe Dutch Oven or Stovey Wonder? 

Days of Aquarium or Lucy Loo!

Chim Chimeney

Micky Mantle

Kurt n. Rod

i realize 'no arms and no legs' jokes are considered crass by some but here are two:   what do you call a buy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

what do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Kurt and Rod

i can go on and on with these. i have dozens of them. sorry if anyone is offended. my friend who lost a leg doesn't mind them, tho.