Pandora

Old horror film actor, Peter Cushion.

Lawn Chaney

Boris Car Loft

In the couch a broken Jerry Springer.

Peter Cellars

My Cartheft Prevention: Boris Karlarm

My Printer: Dot Matrix

My Garage Sale: Upton Leftus

What d'yer mean, "jump" out the door?  That sudden raining down of Rock Hudson's (a single Sharon Stone indeed) on the thunderbox roof scared the curried cabbage out of me.... so it was gas propulsion that got me through the John Wayne Door.

BTW, HG, I hope you're gonna replace the door.... I didn't get the chance to open it first.

Some books in the bookcase.........

Drapes of Wrath

Plate'n Place

Curio George

Harry Pothead and the Garden of Ultimate Fog

Some Records in the cabinet...

Ring of Fire - (caused by) Red Hot Chili Peppers

If I Were a Banker... and you were a lady - Johnny Cashed Up

Money For Nothing - Bankers Leaving Us In Dire Straits

I Got Boned and I Missed It - Dr Hooker

Do You Really Want To Burp Me - Culture Club (early years)

I have a lot of records in my collection too.

Stairway To Heavin'- Overfed Zepellin

Wish You Were Beer-Drink Floyd

More Than A Mealin'- Boston Cream Pie

Gimme Three Skins-Lynyrd Skinnyrd

Bark!-The Beagles

Stop Draggin My Fart Around-Tom Potty and The Fartbreakers

And many,many more.

Some I forget...

Oops, I farted Again... Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again" remake - Sh!tSkids Row

Wide Open Blouses - The Buxom Chicks.

Let 'Er Rip - The Boozie Chicks

Glove to Glove You Baby - Donna Summer duet with Wacko Jacko

Goin' Up Around The Bend - Creedence Clearwater Aylum Band

No More Mr Nice Guy - Malice Cooper

The Devil Went Down To Washington... Charlie Daniels Band remake - George Bush & The Destroyers

Sympathy For The Skeleton - The Strolling Bones.

Gush - PP Stop

Same record...mine by Johnny Cashed Out.

Yep...a 'classic'.

I had another version... If I Were a Stockbroker, and your were the IRS - Bernie Madoff & The Wall St Blues Band.

And on the B side..... Out of MY Mind, a Bitches Sin remake.

  Great music lists guys, ROFLMAO!

Oops I'm Knickerless Again - Britney Spears.

Flash - (special SuperBowl appearancel)  Janet Jackson.

Department of Youth - Michael Jackson.

Made (by a plastic surgeon) in East L.A.  (Springsteen remake) - also Michael Jackson

It's All Gone, But It's Alright - Jimmy Embezzlery and the Bankers.

Walk A Mile in My Shoes - Sore Little Feet.

More Great Music:

Nights In White Jackets -The Moody Bluescreens

Days Of Features Past -    "      "            "

VirtualMachine Head -Deeper Purple

 Spacebar Truckin' -        "       "

Live And Let Die -Install McCartney

Go Your Own Way -Fleetwood MacOS

Permanent Vacation -Vista Aerosmith

Operator Error -The Ungrateful Dead

Brokedown PC -    "       "          "

Why Can't This be Love? -Ban Halen

Where do you guys get this!? RMAOL! Thanx!!! What a combo...starkers, Wiz and Ed...MAN!