My cabinets by L. Ron Cupboard.

My coffee maker: Bruno More.

My toothbrush: Ginger Vitis.

My Grill: Howard M. Burgers.

P.C. Barnum: "There's a skinner born every minute"

So you are naming furnitures like people name their pets. I wonder if they respond when you call your furnitures by their name.

When you will have to rest what you will say to your bed-

Mr Coucho Marx! Come here, I have to go into you.

Our silverware....Rod Sterling

My piggybank.....E.F.Nuttun'

My lamp....Gordon Lightfoot

Our smoke detector...Stanley Screamer

The cats' litterbox...Potty Animal

Our coffeepot...Mr.Folgers

The new bedroom set: Ewell Rudy Day.

The old beroom set: Meg Meehan Hoffa.

The new "commode": Wilma Butfit.

The faucets that won't work right: Kirsten Hollered.

Driveway: Luciano Pavearoadi.

The stereo: Gladys Radio.

it's obvious western humor doesn't go over very well in central asia. oh well.

I have a name for my couch!

I call it that Fu@*!#& Couch when I stub my toe on it!

Well?  It's still a name!

How about Ringo Stairs, Buffy the Vacuum Slayer or Lamp Rey?

Or Fred Astairs

It'd go with my toothbrush...Ginger Vitis.

Hey Munkeh Man! Haven't seen you around in a while.

LMAO!!

How about --> Carpet Electra   [Carmen]

Rug R Hauer

Plate O

The Doors

I LOVE Rutger!!!!

How bout Sofa Loren

@#28

I thought it was Banderas, Pacino and De Niro..........you're fickle.