I've been trying to get a bill passed thru Oz parliament that outsources our politicians to Taiwan, where they beat the living crap out of each other, but none of the gutless bastards 'll introduce it.

Oh well, back to the drawing board.... cos I'm determined to get rid of 'em.

Maybe an attack on compulsory voting... that 'd ensure none of 'em got in, cos nobody 'd bother.

Or they could all vote on Friday now that it is outsourced for the least likely candidate to do anything of note. this way their vote doesn't change anything at all because whether it is for the least likely or most likely the end result will be the same. Zilch!

In that case, then, I propose we have a world wide referrendum to deem all political figures illegal... that any politician practicing political business (they're always practicing because they NEVER got it right) be shot on sight with a blunderbuss filled with an assortment of putrid foodstuffs that a pig wouldn't eat if it were starving.

Now that is a 'mouthfull'. Yuck!!!

And when you consider politicians always have their mouths open (cos they never stop lying), they're gonna cop quite a mouthful, aren't they.

Friday.......Finished work............The Weekend starts here.........

Friday...fri...damn now I'm hungry...I'll be back!

hic... munch... hic... ...ooops!

I hope that wasn't an upchuck... or worse, a fumpy lart.

It was a fupchuck umpy dart that is makin' it's way across to Oz so's it can land in your cabbage patch and ferment your cabbages faster than your barks can ass-imilate them.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING assimilates/ferments cabbage faster than my barks.... not ever Mick the Master Farter with his, double callibrated, turbo charged, fuel injected arse.

You're forgetting about The Grand Master of Fartdom Oozi Drippum. His barks could peel the paint off the Voyager probes at half a light year. Too bad the last one 'back'fired and blew him all to mush.

OK, we have Today covered, now what about Tomorrow?

Tomorrow never comes because by the time it does its already today.